Is Boss Baby an Allegory for the Trump Presidency?
It's probably not, but like... is it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tquIfapGVqs I don't know. Grumpy. Tiny hands.…
Bill Gates, Please Eradicate the Game Cootie Because It’s Boring and Stupid
The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation is doing a lot of great work to eradicate…
Crayola Announces a Color Will Retire After One Final Heist
Crayola has announced that one of the colors in its 24-count box will retire... after one…
“The Bear Joke”
I love this joke that I wrote years ago: I had a dream last night…
Oh… Oh No… Damnit. I meant “Weekly”
Jeez. We all make mistakes. Typos can happen to anybody, but boy oh boy is…
The Definitive Rankings of the Photos in My Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania Hotel Room
A lot has already been written about the paintings in room 345 of the Mohegan…
New Site. New Rules.
First post. Okay. Let's do this. New site. New post. Great. We're off to a…