Momo, the latest social media sensation, has confessed to ordering President Donald Trump to do crimes as part of her viral challenge. In a prepared statement to the White House Press Corps, Momo told reporters that she ordered Donnie Boy to collude with Russia, hire prostitutes, and do some light arson. The orders were giving by inserting clips of herself into the middle of YouTube videos of Fox News shows, Peppa Pig, and Russian golden shower videos.
- On Friday March 1, 2019
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