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Here Are Some #VeryGoodTweets We Saw This Week

I don't think this needs a lot of build up and I'm on a deadline…

Wall Street Charging Bull Sculptor’s Widdle Biddy Feewings Hurt By a Mean Widdle Girl

Sculptor Arturo Di Modica had his widdle biddy feewings hurt by a widdle girl when mean…

The Mystery of Roseanne Barr’s Face on a Taxidermied Bird

Today is the fourth anniversary this, a photo of Roseanne Barr's face on the body of a…

Archie Bunker Is Wrong About Shoes and Socks (And Race and Misogyny and Other Stuff but Also Feet)

Archie Bunker is a deeply flawed character. On his face he's racist, sexist, and obstinate,…

Quiz: Which Godot Are You?

There are lots of different Godots. Like, probably, I don't know... 50? 50 Godots sounds…

When You Share a Bathroom With a Four-Year-Old Sometimes You Poop With a Toilet Balloon

But sometimes. Sometimes. When you share a bathroom with your four-year-old, sometimes, you poop while…

A Definitive Ranking of All the Dumb Horses in My Daughter’s Favorite Dumb Horse Game

My daughter Amelia's favorite dumb video game is the dumb horse game EverRun on the Apple…