Announcing NoTrump, A Social Network Built Specifically to Block Donald Trump

As major social media networks like Facebook and Twitter have finally moved to kick that piece of shit Donald Trump off their platforms, we at The Humor Weakly wondered what took them so long. The guy’s a lunatic, and that’s been clear for some time now. They should have banned him much sooner. Like from the beginning of their existence.

That’s why we’ve taken it upon ourselves to launch NoTrump, a new social network that we’re creating for the sole purpose of excluding Donald Trump from the platform. That’s right. A whole social media network built around just keeping that one asshole out.

You can sign up to be notified when NoTrump goes live, which will be as soon as our editor figures out how make a social network.

If you are Donald Trump, legally you are barred from signing up for this site.