I have a lot of friends who do improv and they’re pretty regularly forming themselves into new teams and having to come up with names. Here are some improv team names you guys can just have.
Flerbus
Counter Wait
Sloppy Pudding
Howdy, Grandpa! I SAID HOWDY, GRANDPA! (Grandpa’s hearing aid is broken)
Please Clap
Practice Proctice Pructice
I’M FUCKING TRYING, JANICE
Sheetz Is Better Than Wawa
Don’t Drink the Flavor Aid
That Thing Where We Make It Up
Pee Pee and Poo Poo (For a duo)
Leave Quietly and Nobody Gets Hurt
Please Stop Clapping
Jazz Mittens
One Small Finger
Magikarpal Tunnel Syndrome
Flannel Toilet
Oster Crackers, Oyster Blenders
Sassy Receptionists
90s Dance Hits
Drop the Beat and Back Away Slowly
Sommelier, Sommeliest
Bud Cort and Ruth Gordon
Policy Meeting
Annie’s Okay Please Stop Asking
Goofy and Pluto Are Both Dogs
Appendectomy Simulator
Spiel Check
We Should Split the Appetizer
My Enemy’s Tears
Staple Gun
Warhammer, What Is It Good Forhammer?
Three Random Words
Keep It Pithy
Patrick Swayze in Road Cottage
1963 Pontiac Tempest With Positraction
Circle Circle Dot Dot
First Dog on Pluto
Legally Vertical Blinds
Eyeball Lasers
Laser Eyeballs
Laserballs
Nickelodeon Moon Shoes
$4.99 Meal Deal
Bank Robbery Is Legal
The Ref From Air Bud
Learn a Trade
Carly Simon Vanity Plate
That Song Your Mom Likes
Hand Stuff
Ou Est la Bibliotheque?
Grandpa’s Good Eye
Past Traction Nero
Is Endor Okay?
Subtle Hand Gestures
Botched Audition
Dovetail Joint
Fart Powered Car
Backup Stethoscope
Flier Department
Tight-Fitting Jeans
Reduce, Reuse, Recalculating
Siri, Call Off the Airstrike
You Can’t Sleep Here
Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice
What Did I Come in Here For?
Important Test Results
Crowd Boogie Board
Horse Dog
Reading, PA Rainbow
Napkin Dispensory
Aunt Becky
One Last Heist
Three-Legged Race Card
Do You Have ID?
Slow Down It’s Not a Race
Tickets at the Door
Remind Me to Buy Allergy Medicine
Goodnight Kiss
How Do I Iron a Shirt?
Are These Just Google Searches Now?
I’ll Light You at Five
Trampoline Lawsuit
DIY Jetpack
S&M&Ms
Phenolphthalein
Their Early Work
Nevermind. You can’t use Flerbus.