As major social media networks like Facebook and Twitter have finally moved to kick that piece of shit Donald Trump off their platforms, we at The Humor Weakly wondered what took them so long. The guy’s a lunatic, and that’s…
“Jesus Christ. We fucking tried, guys,” an exasperated Ghost of Christmas Present told The Humor Weakly over Zoom, “We were up all night haunting all 535 of their selfish asses. They just don’t give a fuck about any of you.” The…
Remember when journalist Ashley Feinberg uncovered secret Twitter accounts for both James Comey and Mitt Romney and also uncovered that it was likely someone within Pete Buttigieg’s own team editing his Wikipedia page? Well this story is exactly like that, except the…
I’m happy to announce my next project, Jerk! The Magazine, which is a print magazine that people will subscribe jerks to. Don’t like that the jerk next door never cuts their grass? Then subscribe to Jerk! The Magazine, because when…
Y’all motherfuckers ever see Jaws? Jesus Christ this movie friggin rules. Just every goddamn time I watch it it’s still so fucking great. Like, ya put it on because you’re doing something else and ya think, “Ah, I’ve seen Jaws before. I’ll put…
(Denton, Texas) Members of DümWar, the second-best ever death metal band out of Denton, have had it up to here with people talking about Jeff and Cyrus from the best ever death metal band out of Denton. “We get it….
Comedian Ricky Glore is afraid of exactly one thing, and that thing is cats delivering tacos. He even wrote a little song about it. He performs the song on his upcoming album Spitting Image (out June 19th wherever you get music…