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Announcing NoTrump, A Social Network Built Specifically to Block Donald Trump

Posted by Glen Tickle on Friday January 8, 2021Friday January 8, 2021 in Uncategorized

As major social media networks like Facebook and Twitter have finally moved to kick that piece of shit Donald Trump off their platforms, we at The Humor Weakly wondered what took them so long. The guy’s a lunatic, and that’s…

“We Fucking Tried, Guys” Say Exhausted Christmas Carol Ghosts After Haunting Congress

Posted by Glen Tickle on Friday December 25, 2020Saturday December 26, 2020 in Uncategorized

“Jesus Christ. We fucking tried, guys,” an exasperated Ghost of Christmas Present told The Humor Weakly over Zoom, “We were up all night haunting all 535 of their selfish asses. They just don’t give a fuck about any of you.” The…

We Found Jimmy Kimmel’s Secret Yelp Account and It Was Really Easy and Anyone Could Have Done It

Posted by Glen Tickle on Tuesday September 15, 2020Tuesday September 15, 2020 in Uncategorized

Remember when journalist Ashley Feinberg uncovered secret Twitter accounts for both James Comey and Mitt Romney and also uncovered that it was likely someone within Pete Buttigieg’s own team editing his Wikipedia page? Well this story is exactly like that, except the…

Jerk! The Magazine, A Magazine About Jerks That You Send to Jerk You Don’t Like

Posted by Glen Tickle on Wednesday September 2, 2020 in Uncategorized

I’m happy to announce my next project, Jerk! The Magazine, which is a print magazine that people will subscribe jerks to. Don’t like that the jerk next door never cuts their grass? Then subscribe to Jerk! The Magazine, because when…

Hey, Y’all See Jaws? This Movie Friggin Rules

Posted by Glen Tickle on Wednesday August 12, 2020 in Uncategorized

Y’all motherfuckers ever see Jaws? Jesus Christ this movie friggin rules. Just every goddamn time I watch it it’s still so fucking great. Like, ya put it on because you’re doing something else and ya think, “Ah, I’ve seen Jaws before. I’ll put…

Second-Best Ever Death Metal Band Out of Denton Fucking Sick of Hearing About Jeff and Cyrus

Posted by Glen Tickle on Friday July 24, 2020 in Uncategorized

(Denton, Texas) Members of DümWar, the second-best ever death metal band out of Denton, have had it up to here with people talking about Jeff and Cyrus from the best ever death metal band out of Denton. “We get it….

Ricky Glore Explores His Fear of Cats of Delivering Tacos in “Taco Kitty”

Posted by Glen Tickle on Wednesday June 17, 2020 in Uncategorized

Comedian Ricky Glore is afraid of exactly one thing, and that thing is cats delivering tacos. He even wrote a little song about it. He performs the song on his upcoming album Spitting Image (out June 19th wherever you get music…

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  • Announcing NoTrump, A Social Network Built Specifically to Block Donald Trump
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  • Jerk! The Magazine, A Magazine About Jerks That You Send to Jerk You Don’t Like
  • Hey, Y’all See Jaws? This Movie Friggin Rules

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