It’s Very Important You Know There Was a Full-Length Monster Mash Musical

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Shame on you, world, for letting me go this long without knowing there was a goddamn full-length Monster Mash musical that was written by and stars Bobby “Boris” Pickett.

IT HAS DJ TANNER (Candace Cameron-Bure) and follows the same basic premise as The Rocky Horror Picture Show as DJ and her boyfriend (dressed as Romeo and Juliet) get stranded in front of Frankenstein’s castle when their car breaks down.

It is balls-to-the-wall full of dad jokes and monster puns.

It is so pure and earnestly silly that if you don’t have a good time watching it then you’re an uncultured dumb dumb.