Online harassment by random trolls is a major problem across the internet. This is particularly an issue for Twitter where people can quickly create anonymous accounts just to torment others. These accounts usually have the default “egg” profile picture, and they’ve really created a bit of a pickle for Twitter.
— Jill Pantozzi (@JillPantozzi) March 31, 2017
See! No more eggs! Problem solved. Eggs can’t harass you on Twitter if there are no eggs on Twitter. Done. And. Done.
Just look at this handsome, err… face.
That’s certainly not an egg. That’s for damn sure.
Thanks, Twitter. I think we all feel a little safer online knowing eggs won’t be calling us cucks anymore. We thank you for our new neckless protector. It’s a good thing you’re focusing on the important issues over there at Twitter dot com.