Updated Version of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Galaxy Now Warns Earthlings “DON’T DON’T PANIC”


Megadodo Publications, the publishers of the best-selling repository of all galactic knowledge, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, have released a new updated version of the book to warn earthlings “DON’T DON’T PANIC”.

The change is a departure from the books usual calming message “DON’T PANIC” which has long been emblazoned in large letters on every copy of the guide sold.

When asked about the change, the publisher said,

Look. We don’t like to get involved on a planetary level, but given recent political events on Earth we thought you could use a reminder. We didn’t think anyone would ever out-Zaphod Beeblebrox the real Zaphod Beeblebrox, but your new leader seemed worth warning you about. Don’t don’t panic. Do do panic.

Hold on to your towels, everyone.