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Updated Version of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Galaxy Now Warns Earthlings “DON’T DON’T PANIC”

Posted by Glen Tickle on Tuesday April 4, 2017 in Uncategorized

Megadodo Publications, the publishers of the best-selling repository of all galactic knowledge, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, have released a new updated version of the book to warn earthlings “DON’T DON’T PANIC”. The change is a departure from the books usual…

Phillipsburg Library Overdue Book

Some Dillweed Returned a Library Book 50 Years Late and They’re Going to Get Away With It Because Rules No Longer Apply I Guess?

Posted by Glen Tickle on Monday April 3, 2017Monday April 3, 2017 in Uncategorized

Someone returned a copy of Jules Verne’s Dropped From The Clouds to the Phillipsburg Free Public Library that was checked out in 1967. From the library’s Facebook page, Look what we found in our book drop yesterday! At 50 years…

My Gross Neck

Cool Things to Do When You Wake Up and Can’t Move Your Flipping Neck

Posted by Glen Tickle on Monday April 3, 2017 in Uncategorized

Just start chanting “I am one with the Force. The Force is with me,” like the guy in Rogue One, but replace “the Force” with “neck pain” because the pain is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.

Folsom Wizard

Puddles the Clown Proves That “Pinball Wizard” Fits Perfectly With “Folsom Prison Blues”

Posted by Glen Tickle on Friday March 31, 2017 in Uncategorized

Puddles the Clown of Puddles Pity Party proves The Who’s “Pinball Wizard” fits perfectly with Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues” in his latest video. Not to brag or anything, but I happened to catch him doing this live earlier this month…

SpaceX Used Rocket

Elon Musk Sells SES a Used Rocket, Promises Its Previously Owner Only Flew It to Space Church on Sundays

Posted by Glen Tickle on Friday March 31, 2017 in Uncategorized

SpaceX founder Elon Musk has successfully sold satellite company SES a used rocket, promising that its previous owner only flew it once a week on Sundays to and from Space Church. The launch happened on March 30th, 2017 and was…

Crew Member in the Sanctum Sanctorum

Crew Member Spotted in Doctor Strange‘s Sanctum Sanctorum… Wait Is That… Is That Travolta?

Posted by Glen Tickle on Friday March 31, 2017Friday March 31, 2017 in Uncategorized

The eagle-eyed 12-year-old offspring of Hollywood concept artist Bob Cheshire spotted something the team at Marvel Studios must have missed– a crew member standing around in Doctor Strange’s Sanctum Sanctorum.

Egg No More

Twitter Combats Online Harassment by Changing Default Profile Pic (But Keeping All the Harassment)

Posted by Glen Tickle on Friday March 31, 2017 in Uncategorized

Online harassment by random trolls is a major problem across the internet. This is particularly an issue for Twitter where people can quickly create anonymous accounts just to torment others. These accounts usually have the default “egg” profile picture, and…

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